Of Groundhogs and Round Dogs

For the Gaber Pup.

Author's note. The other day in the middle of the night God gave me a picture of a Prairie dog.  It was a girl prairie dog or ground hog. She was wearing long fake eyelashes and had a huge diamond ring on her left hand. Left paw actually. She was half in her hole, half out of it leaning over the dirt mound looking off to her right like she was searching or waiting for somebody.

Now, I don't care if fake eyelashes are

fake. I love em and think they enhance a woman's beauty like makeup and lipstick. I'm really a fool for a great pair of fake eyelashes. You see pictures of movie stars without their makeup and it’s a fright fest. Then in the next one they put their faces back on and you calm down and think, " Ahhh, there is the girl I fell in love with."  Movie stars are sooo nice to look at. I could be one except I don't look like that and can't act. Pity.

Katy Perry is in a music video with Timbaland. She wears two outfits. One black the other white. Katy is a beautiful woman on any given day. But in this video, she is dressed to the nines and her face and makeup are perfect, done by a master makeup artist.  Takes my breath away each time I see her.  Amber Heard is another woman like that. Very beautiful just as she is but when they do her hair up in that casual mussy style that probably takes four hours to do her and her make up is perfection, she is drop dead gorgeous. Now I know I'm in love.

So makeup and false eyelashes enhance a girl or prairie dog's beauty.   When our son Gabriel was a little boy he spotted a groundhog coming out of his burrow alongside our garage carport.  "It wasn't a ground dog, Gaber pup. It was a bunny or squirrel." "No daddy it was a ground hog!" He insisted.   "How did it run? Did it hop?"  He showed me how it ran and that was a ground dog. He did a remarkable ground dog.

So. That's all I know about ground hogs and prairie dogs and Miss Katy Perry.  But what about that girl prairie dog or ground hog dog watching at her front door?  I don't know. Let's go see.