A little of this, a little of that.

Author’s first note: I had another story I was gonna post today but this one is sooo very much fun I couldn’t help myself. Sorry. You can find this story and more just like it here: https://www.amazon.com/Par-tay-end-Time-Frankie-Chocolate-ebook/dp/B09DLBWXXB/ref=sr_1_2?crid=N8GPUDVPPMPX&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.7V1cgXc-xz_DuJdtTVm2zA.hUzhkCLFzJvuHSzMp-X_qeL0cAEYQ7WvdKoKDZQPuUY&dib_tag=se&keywords=frankie+chocolate+Par-tay&qid=1723931536&sprefix=frankie+chocolate+par-tay%2Caps%2C113&sr=8-2

Blessings and joy,

Your pal,

Frankie Chocolate

Author’s second note: OK, so, I was reading through the book of Revelations and I was thinking about those horrible, horrible stinging locust that are gonna come up and sting the willies outta people still on earth and it’s terrifying. Makes you want to carry around a tennis racket just to play it safe.  Then I thought about Timmy and Lassie the collie that always saved him and one thing just led to another.   Only God could take the most terrifying book of the Bible and show me the humor in it.  And for those of you that will say God would never find humor in his word I say you need to laugh at something ridiculous. A quick look in the mirror should do it. F. 

PS. Jack in this story is a celestial perfume maker. Almost as odd as me. He can walk through time the way you can walk through a room.  If you like him you can find over twenty books I’ve written about him on my amazon webpage: https://www.amazon.com/stores/Frankie-Chocolate/author/B09MNT6CDL?ref=ap_rdr&isDramIntegrated=true&shoppingPortalEnabled=true  

A little of this, a little of that.

(For Jesus Christ, my Lord, my king and my savior.  If you don’t know him, I heartily recommend you meet him. He truly is the funniest man I’ve ever met.  Thanks for your humor, sir. Thank you.)

Look fool I don't got no time for you right now. Do you know how hard it is to get three trillion stinging locust all in rows so they can leave this hell hole in some kind of decent order?

Ralph the head locust was just below Apollyon in rank.  Apollyon was the archangel in charge of the bottomless pit. Ralph was explaining to Jack the Nose why he was being curt.

I’m on a tight schedule here dude. Very tight and there will be hell to pay if I have one

bug out of its appointed place at its appointed time.

What do you mean?

Tuesday at 3:00 pm Larry over there has to be in hiding under the bridal veil Spirea bush

in the Martin's side yard. After Lassie pulls little Timmy from the dry well with that eight-hundred-foot length of four-inch braided steel cable in her mouth the little guy is gonna be completely knackered.

Eight hundred feet?

Yeah. It was all they had. It was on sale.  We got a great price!  Only a little rust on it.

And little Timmy is gonna be wiped out? What about the dog?

He doesn't really come into the story.

Come into the story? I'd say he was the story. Do you know how much an eight-hundred-foot piece of four-inch cable would weigh?

No. Do you?

No. But it would be a lot.

OK. Yeah. I guess you’re right.  We'll have to get that mutt a winch or something.

You better get her a 1000 h.p. diesel motor and a winch as big as a Mack truck.

OK. I'll put in a requisition order. Good thinking. Thanks, pal.

Don't mention it.

Yeah, so once little Timmy gets hisself dragged out of that rat-hole he's gonna be tired as all heck and he’s gonna lay down under the lightly fragranced Spirea bush.  When he shuts his tender sweet little eyes in blissful repose Larry over there is gonna crawl out from under the branch where he has been hiding and zamm the sucker right under his adorable left eye.

Wow! Really! Your gonna do that to that sweet little kid?